"If you live off a man’s compliments, you’ll die from his criticism."
He may be a star on SNL now, but this was Taran Killam 10 years ago.
↳The DCOM Stuck in the Suburbs (2004) turns 10 this year
(Source: anostalgicnerd, via stylesandabanana)
I have so much respect for people that can write songs. Like, how did you know that melody with those lyrics and that guitar riff would be so catchy? Song writers are so smart. Serious respect for song writers.
|house guest:||your children are so beautiful! how many do you have?
|calum's wife:||we have tw-
|calum's wife:||no? we don't we only have-
|calum:||[pets the massive german shepard in his lap]
|calum's wife:||we have 3