My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
pizza spelt its own name wrong
(Source: pika-spoop, via thedailylaughs)
you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK
"I care so much I’m sick."